Embark on a hilarious pirate adventure to break a wicked curse! Your royal wedding was ruined, and now your soul inhabits your pirate grandfather's body. To reclaim your life, you'll need to guide a quirky crew through a series of side-splitting challenges in this Monkey Island-meets-Pirates of the Caribbean romp.
Pirates of Donkey Island is a text-based interactive novel (79,000 words!) by Gilbert Gallo, where your choices shape the narrative. Forget graphics and sound; your imagination fuels this wild ride.
Your crew? A gorilla gentleman, an undead rocker, an aging Voodoo priestess, and a ridiculously flamboyant spokesperson. Each has a unique story, influencing your journey and self-discovery.
Prepare for insult-sword fights, grog-fueled contests, and rigged games of chance. Your perspective will shift dramatically as you unravel the truth about your despised grandfather. Will you accept your cursed fate or fight to break free?
Key Features:
- Customize your protagonist: Choose your character's gender identity (male, female, non-binary) and sexual orientation (gay, straight, asexual).
- Embrace the curse: Seek a cure or revel in your damned existence until the afterlife.
- Find love: Romance a gorilla, a zombie, or a surprisingly charming elderly woman.
- Lead your crew: Uncover the Cursed Caribbean's secrets with your motley crew, utilizing their unique abilities.
- Master insult-sword fighting: Engage in witty and hilarious duels.
- Choose your destiny: Be a loyal captain or betray your crew for gold.
Stop flailing your sword and set sail! Discover the ultimate treasure: yourself.
